Rules for a Sportsman's Wife
-- Life revolves around tails, beards, splits and hooking.
-- Kiss, don't touch after being away at deer camp.
-- Bottom of the hamper used undies and VS Amber Romance smell is a good thing.
-- 4am is late during season, but too f-cking early any other time.
-- Animals can he heard from yards away, but crying babies next to them are inaudible.
-- You only mount the big racks.
