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Postby croaker soaker » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:09 pm

Just a few thoughts on beer. I know we all love it, drink it, and most of us could do without it. It is a beverage that brings people together, no matter the cause or event. Some of us may not have had children, if not for beer, or maybe, even got married, whatever the reason, we all LOVE beer. I use to believe that if my bride had not come along when she did, I may have had to marry BEER. Anyway, just a few funny thoughts on the drink we all love and most of our wives fuss at us for having too much of. I think my wife is buying the argument that I use beer as a blood thinner to lower my blood pressure. CHEERS..................................................
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Re: BEER

Postby jsmoke222000 » Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:11 pm

:cheers:
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Re: BEER

Postby Gottogo49 » Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:33 pm

IN WINE IS WISDOM, IN BEER IS FREEDOM.
IN WATER THERE IS BACTERIA. A NUMBER OF SCIENTIFIC TRIALS HAVE DEMONSTRATED
IF WE DRINK 1 LITER OF WATER EACH DAY FOR A YEAR WE ABSORB MORE THAN 1
KILO OF BACTERIA FOUND IN FECES. OTHER WORDS ONE KILO OF POOP, HOWEVER
NOT WITH BEER, LIQUOR HAS TO GO THROUGH A PURIFICATION PROCESS. REMEMBER
WATER=POOP, BEER=HEALTH, DRINK BEER AND TALK STUPID RATHER
THAN DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SH_T!
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Re: BEER

Postby Gottogo49 » Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:22 pm

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not
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